me: time for bed
stomach: LET'S EAT 15 CHEESEBURGERS WITH ICE CREAM CAKE AND POTATO CHIPS WITH AN ENTIRE TACO BELL ON THE SIDE
brain: HEY REMEMBER ALL THOSE WORRIES, IDEAS, ASPIRATIONS AND OTHER ANXIOUS THOUGHTS WELL NOW YOU DO
muscles: I HURT FOR AN UNEXPLAINED REASON LIKE ARE YOU GROWING DO YOU HAVE A DISEASE LOL IDK HELP
skin: LET'S PLAY A GAME CALLED ARE YOU ITCHY OR DID A SPIDER EGG SACK JUST BIRTH ON YOU
ears: THERE'S A JET PLANE 500 MILES AWAY ALSO I THINK THE NEIGHBOR IS VACUUMING
eyes: WOW EVER NOTICE HOW IF YOU LOOK CLOSELY INTO PITCH BLACKNESS YOU CAN ALMOST SEE YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE
mouth: IT'S DEATH VALLEY UP IN HERE
body: HAVE FUN TOSSING AND TURNING FOR THE NEXT 2 HOURS
Child me: WOW WHEN IM A TEENAGER IM GONNA GO OUT WITH MY FRIENDS TO THE MALL AND PARTY AND DATE HOT PEOPLE AND BE POPULAR AND COOL
Teenage me: *hisses at sunlight*
Teenage me: When I'm an adult I'm going to be so mature and be self-sufficient and do what I want!
Adult me: *eats ice cream out of the tub and watches children's cartoons*
zackisontumblr: i have 3 moods: skips every song on my ipod lets the music play without interruption plays the same song on repeat for days
Being a good writer is 3% talent and 97% not being distracted by the internet.– (via worldinink) — the writer reblogs, being distracted by the internet (via cameralinz)
When we started kissing, I was too hesitant, and [director] John [Krokidas]...– Daniel Radcliffe, on shooting Kill Your Darlings (via basileus)
burdenedwithglorioushiddleston: the-stranded-fashionista: preservingsanity: i have officially lost it. i know why a raven is like a writing desk. edgar allen poe wrote on both. Nigh on twenty years knowing about this riddle, and IT NEVER OCCURRED TO ME THIS MIGHT BE THE ANSWER. OH MY GOSH. MY LIFE HAS BEEN CHANGED FOREVER
Supernatural: Hiatus Survival Update
rulerofnothingimportant: Day 8: Review of how we are coping with the Hiatus…..
OMG, our cast is perfect. The rest of you can go...
kripke-is-my-king: the two most supernatural things about Supernatural Sam getting wifi EVERYWHERE Dean not crashing the impala even though he NEVER looks at the road
danceswithjoshnekus: tumblr is kind of an unhealthy environment to be in sometimes because often it’s so black and white either you’re right, and you’re an amazing god worthy of praise, or you’re wrong, and you’re a horrible monster who deserves to die i just saw a post that said that if you don’t understand how minimum wage and art commissions work, then you’re “the worst kind of garbage shit...
mareeps: the word ‘phonetically’ doesn’t even start with an f. shit like this is why aliens fly straight past us
One of the traps of adolescence is the sort of paranoid resentment that somehow...– Stephen Fry (via cumberbatchs)